You may call me Avocado.
I'm 30, white and quite queer.
They/Them pronouns please!
Formerly frozengayavocado
Icon art by @wiela

knitmeapony:

barclaysbianca:

Meme news: The Brazilian actress Renata Sorrah came out as bisexual at the age of 76

That’s her, btw


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She’s an icon and also very talented. We Stan.

Diversity win! Icon for indecision comes out as bisexual!

wyldstallyn:

this post is for broccoli fans ONLY 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦 broccoli i love you

elenirlachlagos:

langernameohnebedeutung:

I feel like Germany really needs to draw the right conclusions from Eurovision: a) No one votes for us anyway at this point b) we’re guaranteed a spot in the finale bc we’re a member of the Big 5.

Conclusion: We can basically hold televisions across Europe hostage for 3 minutes and do what the fuck we like. Let some random security guy sing, elected 30 seconds before going on stage. Classical opera sung after breathing helium. Slightly sing-songy stand up comedy. Sneak in Die Ärzte under fake names and do whatever. A speed caricaturist drawing the competition while doing some half-hearted whistling. Host a drunk ballet performance.

What are they going to do? Ban us?

Exactly. I think the point is that we’ve been trying too hard. No one wants that.

vintar:

vintar:

through all this trans stuff every healthcare person i’ve had to talk to has sooner or later put on their sad bastard voice and tentatively asked what’s going to happen with my ltr, and when i go “oh he’s cool with it, no worries” they do that particular little “uh-huh” that’s the polite version of oh this poor delusional dumbass etc

and like i know that transitioning torpedoes a lot of relationships but today rabbit woke up and the very first thing he said, head still on the pillow, was “if you’re going to be a guy, you’re going to get shit from other guys if you can’t do push-ups. don’t worry, i’ll show you how to do them!!” and then a moment later, eyes wide, went “oh my god. i’m going to teach you to drive stick.”

okay the prize for the funniest reaction for this particular line of questioning goes to a specialist i see for something unrelated, because when he asked “and what does your husband think of that?”, i wasn’t feeling up for getting into it and just went “well he’s bi so he doesn’t care”

and this absolutely hit him for six, and he went “and what do YOU think about THAT?!”, which caught me off guard in turn, so i said “well i am too, so… positively?”

and he just stared out the window in deep thought stroking his beard for a good ten-fifteen seconds in silence before going, contemplatively: 

“i didn’t know that could happen.”

patient changing gender: well that shouldn’t interact with your medication, you’ll just need to change some paperwork, let the girls at the front desk know

the conceptual existence of bi4bi relationships: ??????????????

my-zen-space:

When Norway’s televoting points got announced, you could just see from Alessandra’s facial expression that she felt the people’s love and appreciation for her performance 🥹😍🇳🇴

P.S. Juries, you done Norway wroooong.

manjushagep:

“If we remove the juries this’ll be a popularity contest with just the wackiest acts making it through and do you want that?” YES? In this economy? In this depressive state of the world? I wanna have one week when snorting glitter and putting cabbages on your arms would be encouraged, not ridiculed thank you very much