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GEm

You may call me Avocado.
I'm 22.
I'm very queer.
Sep 19 '14
humorinrecovery:

The idea that cries for help and being attention seeking are the same thing

humorinrecovery:

The idea that cries for help and being attention seeking are the same thing

Sep 19 '14
Sep 19 '14

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

Sep 19 '14

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

Sep 19 '14
12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

12b6:

lawbadger:

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

Me too. 

SHIT

Sep 19 '14

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr photoset

Sep 19 '14

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

Sep 19 '14

srfelicidad:

Asexuality by Tiny Dinosaur :)!

Sep 19 '14
courfeyrackingmybrains:

#les mis fans

courfeyrackingmybrains:

#les mis fans

Sep 19 '14
awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

I read “dad” at first and I was really weirded out

awwww-cute:

My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing

I read “dad” at first and I was really weirded out

Sep 19 '14

dapperasf:

a podcast recorded with a $60 dollar mic in a harlem apartment about an openly queer radio host with a poc love interest as literally the most normal part of the show made it to be the number one most dowloaded podcast in all of america and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit you can get out of my face

(Source: eldritchnightmarecuties)

Sep 19 '14

selittamatontasapainotila:

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

In Finnish there’s a kind of a distinction between this. “Kaveri” refers to a casual friend who you can hang out and have fun with, while “ystävä” is a friend who you can have deep and meaningful conversations and a strong connection with. Because we Finns have to make this distinction to not give a wrong impression when saying “I’m his friend”.

(Source: bullied)

Sep 19 '14

Mental health advice from your friendly neighbourhood Sane Person™

prudeghost:

  • have you tried yoga
  • yes? okay what about pilates
  • have you tried eating food that you cant afford
  • why don’t you get a job
  • do you sleep enough/too much
  • try sleeping better
  • have you considered Normal people’s feelings
  • have you considered becoming Normal like us
  • i think that would help
  • here i printed out this article on deep breathing from a Women’s online magazine, it helped my coworker who was sad one time
  • hey you’re creative, maybe you could write your own article

Sep 19 '14

malenaferrell:

fizzylimon:

prettypeggyoh:

toocooltobehipster:

abigaildonaldson:

The poor models at Louis Vuitton.

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yo, fuck marc jacobs, he treats models like complete shit all of the time and never gets called out on it

Oh my god this is real

if this doesnt get people pissed i dont know what will

(Source: vogue.it)

Sep 19 '14